Whatsapp Status
some time.
When nothing seems right….go left!!
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my
phone was drunk.
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them
beaten.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how
strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
When a bird hits your window have you ever
wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have
it, but not necessary to show it off.
A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and
usually full of Shi***
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me
neither.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of
hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more
minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the
game has 5 minutes left. :D
I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the
toilet then forget them after the flush.
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
You can disturb me….I’m available. :D
Some people call me Mike, You can call me
tonight.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal this
status.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A
(C) B.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t
have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)
Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They
always look good...If it is not yours
I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid
as Cool as Theirs!
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it
before its hotness goes.
☺ Behind this smile is everything you’ll neveR
understand.
We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.
If I’m wired with you. I like you.
I love buying new things but I hate spending
money.
Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day-
Bang-Bang
I hate math but I love counting money.
I believe in hate at first sight.
There’s always a person that you hate for no
reason.
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
The Earth without Art is just Eh.
We all are born to die don’t feel more special
than me.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining
why I’m Right.
Laziness is me middle name.
I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to
marry.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it
wrong.
I need Goog le in my brain.
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is
your attitude about the problem.
If you fall. I’ll be there.
Do your legs hurt from running through my
dreams all night?
